That's true Jerome!
Though I am so crappy informed about the Chinese Civilisation or it's language, that they laugh at me whenever I try to order a noodle or takeaway.
So what do i do?.............
I say:
"Hey you there! Yeah you with the ugly pimple - get me 2 chow meins on the double ya got me? And I ain't no wanting no damn soy sauce on it too much coz it gets in me loads'a indigestion!"
Chinese Chef: Vat Are U Say-Ink?
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Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.