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Old 03-27-2001, 11:17 PM   #1
Jimbo
The Magister
 

Join Date: March 10, 2001
Location: Brazil, IN USA
Age: 55
Posts: 126
>Subject: Thoughts
>
> > > TWO TOUGH Questions:
> > >
> > > Question 1: If you knew a woman who was
> > > pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
> > > three who were deaf, two who
> > > were blind, one mentally retarded,
> > > and she had syphilis; would you
> > > recommend that she have an abortion?
> > >
> > >
> > > Read the next question before scrolling
> > > down to the answer of this one.
> > >
> > >
> > > Question 2: It is time to elect a new
> > > world leader, and your vote counts.
> > > Here are the facts about the three
> > > leading candidates:
> > >
> > > Candidate A: Associates with crooked
> > > politicians, and consults with
> > > astrologists. He's had two mistresses.
> > > He also chain smokes and drinks
> > > 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> > >
> > >
> > > Candidate B: He was kicked out of office
> > > twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
> > > in college and drinks a quart of
> > > whisky every evening.
> > >
> > > Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero.
> > > He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
> > > drinks an occasional beer and
> > > hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
> > >
> > > Which of these candidates would be your
> > choice?
> > > Decide first, no peeking, then scroll
> > > down for the answer.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
> > > Candidate B is Winston Churchill
> > > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
> > >
> > > And by the way: Answer to the abortion question if you said yes, you
> > > just killed Beethoven.
> > >
> > > Pretty interesting isn't it. Makes
> > > person think before judging someone.
> > >
> > >
> > > Remember amateurs built the ark
> > > Professionals built the Titanic.
> > >

Classic!
I didn't kill Beethoven, but was stumped by the canidates (believe it or not the thing that threw me was the vegitarian on C, otherwise I would have said yeah him to pick), I said none of them if I had to choose.


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Jimbo
"Renegade, Rebel, and Rogue"
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