Stumbles in from his long stay in the Mindfalyers Lair, desperately seeking a steaming mug of

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to LofA, Kdog, and GrayMage, and any other menfolk he missed while typing.
Before he can rush over and scoop up the lovely ladies LadyZ, and Cloudalicious and bilqis, in his traditional great big bear hug of greeting, LofA grabs him by the scruff of his neck dragging him back out the door of the Inn.
"Relic'll be back in a minute", LofA says as he dumps a 10 pound sack of lie soap into a 50 gal barrel of rain water, and uncerimoniously tosses Relic in head first. "He's gotta wash that Mindflayer stink off him, Sheesh, gonna scare away all my customers smellin like that"!
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