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Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Hello again my namesake/male half! 
*As LadyZekke stretches her hand out to say hello to Zeeke75 her donkey stamps down on her foot* ARRGGG! SHITE! MAN..SSSSS.SHHH.FFFF! DAMN I CAN'T GET MY ASS OUT OF THE WAY!
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ARGH!!! I can't resist any longer!!!!!!!
*Leaps up on table with a large flagon of mead*
LadyZekke not only has the best ASS in the Inn, but she's got the toughest ass in here as well. If I had the screws put to me, I'd swear on a stack of bibles that her ass has the strangest legs I've ever laid eyes on! What's terrible is that when her ass is in motion, it's all you can do to keep from falling off when your're riding it!!
*climbs back down, feeling much better, lights a cigarette and waits for the ::Smack:: he knows it about to land on his head...*
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-Bard Extrodinaire of the OHF
Man of Sweet Words and Heart Aflame
Keeper of the Heart of Charean
