Deep in Jeromes dark castle, the dark lord sits, rather ordinarly reading the paper in his own evil way. Suddenly his cup of coffee starts to shake violently, as does the rest of his humble abode. Puzzled, Jerome walks to the window and draws back a curtain alowing a beam of light to enter his pitch black domain. Or the light would have entered had it not been blocked by a huge eye, belonging to none less than Jeromes *pet*. Puffy.
Jerome: HOLY CRAP! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU MY POOR LITTLE, ERM, BIG DRAGON!
Puffy: Remember when you had me neutered? its payback time...
Jerome: get your claws off of me you oversized lizard! Im your master.... i can control you....(continues to protest as he is shoved in Puffy's mouth)
Puffy: Hmmm, dry, stringy....needs salt...thats the last time i have an evil overlord between meals....
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Jerome, Arch Nemisis of the OHF