Okay, here is the deal. I am, as most of you know, a smartass, so when I get to play with posts like this, try not to take most of what I say seriously. I will post the real answers in ( ). Everyone ready? Let's begin!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A BOARD MEMBER?
Actually, I am still using the shareware version (1-2-01)
WHAT'S YOUR REAL FIRST NAME?
I was kidnapped at birth and sold to gypsies . . . my birth mother said my dad was a "hell of a man name Bhaal . . . (Henry)
GOT ANY ANIMALS?
I have a Greek, Ceramic Toad on my top of my PC name named Ian Stanhopolot, does that count? (no)
APARTMENT, HOUSE, HIGHRISE OR TOWNHOUSE?
Washing Machine Box with a view of a small trash compactor (house)
ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? I am, but not in an Organized way (ditto)
BALL POINTS OR FELT TIPS? Fine tipped, Black, Pental RSVP ink pens for me since I got the endorsement last October (Ball point)
WHY DO YOU PLAY RPGS? Because the voices in my head tell me to (competition, fun, makes me think, KILL KILL KILL on Multiplayer . .. hehe)
WHAT CAR/TRUCK DO YOU DRIVE? 2001 Black, Soft top Corvette (96 Saturn SL2, Four Door, Dark Green, Stick, $7,000 or best offer . . .)
DO YOU CLICK ON ZIROC'S SPONSOR'S ADS? yep
WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO (OCCUPATION)? Assisstant Crack Whore (Mortgage Underwriter)
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC (COUNTRY, ROCK, POP, BLUES, CLASSICAL, ETC.)?
Yoricks!
HOW MANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS? (One Older Sister, two Cousins who lived with us, (both girls), one older brother, and one younger brother)
WHICH IS BETTER, MOUNTAINS OR BEACHES? After this weekend, Beaches (both)
IF YOU WENT ON "SURVIVOR," WHAT LUXURY ITEM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Hand Grenade (Swiss Army knife or lighter)
CHIPS OR DORITOS? (Cool Ranch Doritos all the way)
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE (DREAMING KIND)? not being able to post for 3 days!! (Don't have any . . .)
WHAT DO YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS THINK OF YOU SPENDING TIME ON THIS BOARD?
Nuts (nuts)
WHAT'S YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE GAMES OF THE PAST 2 YEARS?
(BGII, Trivial Pursuit, Euchre)
DEATH PENALTY OR NOT? No thank you (mixed)
ARE YOU PLANNING ON STICKING AROUND ON THIS BOARD? Yes.
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