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Originally posted by Charean:
Mace? Nooooo, perhaps wet pasta.... I am way to compassionate to inflict pain.
And somehow, I figured you would not let my comment go without turning it a bit... sigh....men.
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*Staggers up from the couch, clutching his chest in an entirely too melodramatic display, backing up and tripping over the table to land in the chair*
AHH! OHH! Milady, you wound me! You cut me to the quick, your words, like daggers, they are. No hope there is, I must take my life in the only reasonable way, death by intoxication. In your presence, I'm halfway there, now I merely need some grape lightning from the bar and I can die happy!
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-Resident Corset Loosener and Bard of the OHF