Just for a bit of fun. I'm tired, it's a tough week and I need a few light laughs! Anyone have anything to add, go ahead! Oh and no offense to anyone of any color hair! LOL
Melusine- you said you liked blonde jokes, so I'm giving you a few...oh and we throw in a brunette, just because I'm a believer in fair play! LOL
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orangejuice can because it said
"concentrate."
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she studied for a blood test.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
...she sold the car for gas money!
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign
that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio
in the evening.
...she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette escape a burning building by climbing to
the roof. Firemen are on the street below holding a blanket for them to
jump into. The firemen yell to the blonde, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!" The blonde jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away...the blonde slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.
"No! It's blondes we can't stand! We're okay with redheads!"
"Okay," says the redhead and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the brunette steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen
yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the brunette.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the brunette says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that
you're not going to pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put
the blanket down and back away from it..."
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Storm-Queen
Purple Rose of the Black Knight