LOL! How come that kind of thing never happens to me!?! ROTFL!!!
Mine's not a real story... But, who knows? Maybe it
is.
There was this really old man who was having some trouble with his prostate so he goes to his family doctor for an examination. The doctor pokes him here and there and
everywhere but his diagnosis is inconclusive without a semen sample. A little embarassed because Mr. Smyth had been coming to this clinic since he was in diapers, the doctor pulls out a sample jar and hands it to the old gent...
"Now, Mr. Smyth, I need a semen sample... Um, you can take the cup home with you and get the sample in the privacy of your own home, but be sure to refrigerate it and bring it back first thing in the morning!"
Mr. Smyth takes the cup and hobbles out of the office and, sure enough, he's waiting for the doctor in his office when he arrives the next morning.
"Well, well, Mr. Smyth! You had no trouble getting it, I hope?" After all, Mr. Smyth was really,
really old!
"You bet your sweet patootey, I had trouble!" The old man grumped. "I tried and tried and tried and
still couldn't get it! So I had my wife try and
she couldn't get it either! So we both tried, but
no! So we went next door and had the neighbor lady try and
she couldn't get it either! Then we all
three tried and no success! Sorry, Doc, you'll have to think of another way." And he hands the empty cup back to the doctor.
The doctor, whose eyes are wide with astonishment by now takes the cup, and not knowing what else to say, stammers, "Um.. ah, Mr. Smyth! I must say I'm quite surprised! It was really nice of your... um, neighbor to help out and all, but your wife must be a
very open minded woman!"
"What in tarnation are you talking about, youngster!" The old man retorts. "We couldn't get the derned lid off!"
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There.
Typed this one out from memory, but that's the gist of it!
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