Sigh...it is with great JOY and SORROW that I announce here, officially, that the Original thread on this new board for the admission of Spammerness is closed. (sniffle)
Joy, because Memnoch started the confessions of MANY spammers, old and new and we converted a few non-spam-believers. You know who you are and Moridin, I claim you for my own convert! LOL (grin) Perhaps other former non-believers will come forward and say how they were converted? Please, do not be shy, we all had to start our spamming life somewhere. You who have been converted, please try and remember your 'first time' spamming and tell us about it if you would!
Yes, I wish to dedicate the retired thread to Memnoch and his tireless efforts to make spammers comfy and cozy and then KICK their spamming butts to get them to help out on other forums...teehee...But that is just his way. And we shall all make him suffer horribly one day, won't we? (gleefully rubbing her hands together and chortling) Don't panic, I love ya Memnoch, namer of the queen and first poet (big smile).....See? My spellbook is closed and no storm on the horizon! HEHEHE
The first spam thread past 1000 for our BG2 family...sigh...I am awestruck
And we bid it fond adieu, as it cannot be answered directly now. Our Fearless, Tireless, Wondrous Webmaster, Ziroc the Magnificent, has closed the thread...OH the PAIN...sorry..those words cause an immediate 5 hp drain on me....sigh...(takes very deep breath, looks at twinklysparklyfrabjouslyhappystars given to the forum by Ziroc and smiles again).
Yes, we say goodbye, but now we say it with PRIDE! I could not be there in person for the glorious 1000th post or beyond...But I must thank Tobbin for quoting me (mercilessly - teeheehee ) at the end and in that landmark post(?)! BIG HUGS to that sweet knight! I was there...in spirit and he brought my words (out of context and quite amusing!) to the foreground for the momentous ending! (HUGE smile)
All Hail Memnoch's Self-Confessed Spammer Thread!!!
The epitome of spamdom from it's lowly meaningless gutter existence to the Pinnacle of Jovial uneccessary Banter and pure fun exchanges.
The legacy lives on in us all my spammer brothers and sisters. I am so very proud and so very happy (wipes a tear from her eye). We shall always have the first 1000+ memories...(sniffle....wail, sob) uh, hiccup...I can't finish.....no, yes I can...(dries her eyes...takes deep breath) (Soul-stirring theme from Nalia's Keep plays loudly in background. StormQueen stands tall, well as tall as 5ft can be...hehehe and she faces the forum with determination, eyes sparkling, lashes still wet with tears- She speaks: )
SPAM GLORIOUS SPAM!
My name is Cloudbringer , one of many other names I have been given...I am a spammer and PROUD to say so before you all this day. May I always bring you joy, laughter, wisdom and wonder, may I always be there when you need me, may I always respect your opinions and right to have them. But most of all, may I never forget that spamming is not just a hobby, but a way of life!
A spaming creed, for all to live by. Thank you. And may you live long, and spam forever!
Memnoch's grateful StormQueen
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Storm-Queen of Ironworks
[This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 03-15-2001).]