LOL.... why can't there be a female protagonist!? I'm fiesty! I'd do!
And what about Phaere? I'm really good at bossing people around

and if it's very very dark you can't tell that I'm so white I'm nearly transparent

Except maybe I'm so white that I'd actually GLOW in the dark. Actually, scrap Phaere, I'll be a wraith or a vampiric mist. Wait! I wanna be a DRYAD! Then I get to prance around amoungst the trees with other semi-naked women for all eternity!