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Shakey went to a psychiatrist.
"Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into
bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the
bed, I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under,
top, under ... you gotta help me, I`m going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the
shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I`ll cure
your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for
ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
JOKE #2
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe
thunderstorm.
As the passengers were being bounced around by the
turbulence, a young woman turned to a minister sitting
next to her and with a nervous laugh asked, "Reverend,
you're a man of God, can't you do something about this
storm?"
To which he replied, "Lady, I'm in sales, not
management."
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