This is suposedly true:
Last year a 16 year old boy was checked into a hospital with the most embarrasing injury ever, severe burning on his genitals. Apparently he'd been trying to get to "phase 3" which had been described as warm apple pie in the famous movie American Pie!!!! How sick is that?
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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.