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Cloudbringer · 03-11-2001, 12:36 PM

You enjoying this thread, LadyZ?

I have personally tried the telemarketer replies: (apologies to jj, but well, what can I say?!)

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so
glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all
these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my
dog just died . . . " the caller ends up dazed and confused... spamTALK ,it's not just for forums! bwahahahaha

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to
spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask
them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many
people work there, how they got into this line of work if they
are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them
personal questions or questions about their company for as long as
necessary. Now, ladyZ, this one was hysterical! The caller was on his knees begging me to stop before he hung up the phone! That'll teach em to ignore three requests to stop calling me to buy a timeshare in Fl!

CB

[This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 03-11-2001).]

03-11-2001, 12:36 PM	#35
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	You enjoying this thread, LadyZ? I have personally tried the telemarketer replies: (apologies to jj, but well, what can I say?!) 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " the caller ends up dazed and confused... spamTALK ,it's not just for forums! bwahahahaha 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. Now, ladyZ, this one was hysterical! The caller was on his knees begging me to stop before he hung up the phone! That'll teach em to ignore three requests to stop calling me to buy a timeshare in Fl! CB [This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 03-11-2001).]