Gothic pick-up lines
*corny alert!!*
- “You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.”
- “Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!”
- “Hey there, sweet-fang!”
- “Hey, can I bum a clove?”
- “Vlad to make your acquaintance!”
- “Your name is Erin too?!”
- “See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C‘mon let‘s get out of here!”
- “Your coffin or mine?”
- “Hi, I’m Andrew Eldritch” (never works)
- Don’t you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?”
- “That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!”
- “You’re so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.”
- Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?
- "Excuse me, young lady. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then
burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish
Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th
century?"
- "No, no, no... what's your *real* name?"
- "Shhhhhhhhhh...... Don't tell anyone but I'm a vampire. Shhhhhhh.... No really. and I'm 4000 years old. Really. but now I live in the valley with my mom."
- You're mine... Let's go
- "You must all be sisters, right?"
- "I've got these lovely new satin sheets and no-one to share them with."
- "Would you care to see my collection of scars?"
- "Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh."
- "Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?"
- "Put on your cape love, you've pulled."
- "Excuse me, but your veil is caught in my handcuffs..."
- "Your hair is the color of my soul."
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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH,
the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Sultry Elflet
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art