Here are some of the more dodgy pick up lines I found on the Net:
-If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?
-As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No? Damn!
-Wow! Are those real?
-D'you know the difference between pizza and fellatio? No? In that case, do you wanna come to my place and have some pizza?
-Nice Shoes. Wanna f*ck?
-You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
-Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
And here are some you might feel you could actually use, IdiotRogue!
-Be unique and different, say yes.
-You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
-Hi, my name's ..... Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
And here are some helpful lines for us ladies:
Rebuttals to Pick-Up Lines
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it,
looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
And here are some Medieval Pickup lines (maybe BK and CB have a use for them in their chivalric love affair)
-I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.
-Can I hose down your doublet?
-Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
-You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.
-What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?
-Come up and see my scrolls.
-You can scale my battlements any day, madam.
-You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.
-They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.
-My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.
-Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.
-When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.
-That's a nice chastity belt you're wearing. My blacksmith friends and I can help you out of it.
-Your hovel or mine?
-Looks like my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
-Why don't we go back to my place and re-enact "The Miller's Tale?
-You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!!
-Ever see a passion play? Would you like to?
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