Thread: WAAAY Off Topic Poll - All are invited: Best and Worst Pick-up Lines
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Old 02-08-2001, 02:35 PM   #43
Patriarch
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Join Date: March 3, 2001
Location: N. Somerset, England
Age: 40
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How about:
"My watch can tell me everything I need to know about you"
She says: "Oh yeah like what?"
You say "You're not wearing any underwear"
She says: "It's wrong then" (or something similar)
You say: "Oh sh*t it's 5 minutes fast!"
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