Ok here is the totally fool-proof way to pick up girls:
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This guide to picking up girls comes in 4 easily digestable stages:
1. Choose a really corny line off this thread or just make one up- such as "You know my last bird put out on the first date" (thats always a classic)
2. Write this down on your grubby palm so as not to forget it- You'll see why in the next stage
3. Get very drunk. Not only will this improve your confidence for the big moment but also greatly improve your sexual prowess (honest!)
4. Saunter casually up to the woman in question- make sure you havent sweated the pick-up line off your hand and deliver it with gusto and panache.
Voila!
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