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Old 02-07-2001, 12:10 AM   #4
Cloudbringer
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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IR: Be yourself! Sorry, but I couldn't resist. I'm the last one to be giving you advice, being unattached myself, but what the heck! I can at least try and tell you what NOT to say.

Don't ask her her 'sign'. Don't tell her she reminds you of somebody else (reeeeeal put off). Don't use Charlie's now famous "brace yourself, girl" line. ;D (sorry, Charlie!) Don't ask her to the monster truck rally or any other such 'entertainment' including but not limited to : the Budweiser all you can drink night at Moes bar and grill; sheep shearing day at the rodeo; any sports event (unless you KNOW she likes it). Also, never ask a newly met lady to 'come up and see your ant farm/weasel collection/stamps/coins or any other collection. Try not to stare at her cleavage while you do talk to her too, unless you LIKE pepper spray. (big chuckle)
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