I'M BACK!!!
Apologies my dear Ladylicious, I was out looking for the trembling triplets, but I see they appeared as soon as I left. No change there then.
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First of all, in the end how much good did all the bravehearting by your fellow claymore-swinging peasants like Rob Roy or William Wallace do you: civilization prevailed over barbarism, sophistication over brute strength, the knee breeches over the kilts !
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I seem to recall that the Spanish Empire has somewhat shrunk since its so called glory days, if you can call killing millions of defenceless native south americans glory! But then again that's the sort of fight you prefer isn't it, one you can't lose and are in no danger yourself, especially hiding across an ocean. Very civilised I am sure. Maybe a poor Scottish Laird lacks the education and finesse to understand such protocol. Mayhap it is what it seems, barbaric. As for ourselves, we sought to win our freedom, a just and honourable cause. Now we have achieved our own parliment, whereas your empire lies in ruins.
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Secondly, you just don't get it: courting a lady and the refined ritual of noblemen duelling over her and in order to win her heart by putting on a show of class, bravery and style in the process is not at all related to warfare. Once again, the former is an art, an established part of noble culture, the latter a mere necessity and no true gentleman would ever revel so much in it as you do. Just another sign that you completely lack the class to be ever considered worthy of courting a most noble woman like LadyWendy.
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I see the winning of a lady's heart as more than a 'show'. To me love should be embraced in the same way as war, with all of my heart, body and soul. You want a trophy, whereas I want the eternal love of the woman of my dreams. Maybe you should take up ballet, as it seems more in your league and far safer, unless you count a sprained toe as dangerous.
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Who are you to question my looks. Your are wearing a silly skirt to draw the attention away from your face, for god's sake !
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My kilt I wear with pride as it shows everyone who I am and who I fight for. My face is an honest one, earned through years of struggle unlike yours which is a victim of makeup and ridiculous wigs. Luckily Ladylicious is more refined and cultured than you and can see beneath the exterior and sense the real man beneath. You show your true colours by judging everyone in the same shallow way, beauty is not just skin deep and I love the lady for her mind and heart. Whereas you want her as an ornament.
Fear not my good Lady, my love for you does not falter and my departue but brief. I am here to declare my undying love for you and to put the pipsqueak triplets in their place. Thank you my loyal friends, Black Knight and the Lady Cloudbringer, for your support. Your actions prove that you are both worthy of your stature and our praise and that the pompous Ramon family deserve only our pity.
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Charlie's S-Plan diet is no better than his invisibility potion!
[This message has been edited by Stealthy (edited 03-05-2001).]