I might be, once I get better at it - don't want you to kick my ass.
As for crusades, there's this one crusade that's been going through Poland (one of my provinces) for about 10 turns now - all it does it go to Hungary, then Poland, then back to Hungary, then Poland and so on and so on. It's supposed to go to Palestine, not that it will ever get there - it's basically bleeding my province dry of all my good Royal Knights.
How do I get rid of it??