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I love VCPR, Vice city public Radio... [img]smile.gif[/img] Can't count the times I've wrecked a car or killed a pedestrian because I was busy swtching to that station... [img]smile.gif[/img]
Konstantinos Smith: There's only one thing good about life.
Maurice Chavez: And that is?
Konstantinos Smith: Death.
Maurice Chavez: Death?
Konstantinos Smith: Yeah. And dying, that's good too.
Jonathan Freeloader: Here's a donation of $10 from Fran in Little Haiti. We think she could have given more.
Michelle Montanius: Yes, mean bitch. I hope she dies an agonizing death.
John F. Hickory: Jumpin' Jehosaphat. You city slickers got more issues than a newsstand. Can we talk business here?
Maurice Chavez: What, is there a corn on the cob-eating contest you have to get to? Got some chitlins and grits in the oven? You got a date with your sister, eh?
Maurice Chavez: Pastor Richards, as a human being, I find your religion, or cult, or whatever it is, utterly and completely appalling.
Pastor Richards: It's morally corrupt people like you we're shielding ourselves from: Liberals, degenerates, the Welsh... they're the ones responsible for the nightmare Vice City is today.
Maurice Chavez: It's a difficult question. Is it right to lie?
Barry Stark: Clothes are a lie, Maurice.
Maurice Chavez: No, Barry. Clothes are a way of keeping warm and not getting arrested.
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