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Bandits arrive back at their cave.
"Wow! Look at all these calipers and pots we got from that merchant!"
"Quick, seal them up at the back of the cave, in our best chest with five tumblers, guarded by our strongest elite men."
"Yes sir! What shall we do with the money we got off him?"
"Money? Oh, right, just chuck it in a barrel or something. After the calipers and pots are safe, of course."
-Anon
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Something I felt was necessary after mentioning the word calipers.