As I walking somewhere near Seyda Neen, just looking for something to do, I happened to come across a narrow road. Of course I thought nothing of it and continued on my merry way. After a few seconds of peaceful wandering, being at level 73 not much disturbs me, I saw a book lying out in the open. Curious I approached the book and as I was about to pick it up I heard this soft yell, then a loud scream. Then, without warning, I heard a LOUD crunch and when I looked up I saw a wood elf come in on a hard landing and smack head first into the ground. Any other day I suppose I would have found that odd, but...
When I looked through his belongings, after picking away parts of his skull, I found scrolls that gave the ability to jump at the rate of 1000. NOW THAT'S what I call doing a severe Air Jordan....without the ball and hoop.
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