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Old 05-30-2002, 03:07 PM   #10
dwarf4hire
Elite Waterdeep Guard
 

Join Date: April 4, 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri,USA
Age: 57
Posts: 39
Eh? Sorry...what was that, Vesselle? REALLY, m'lady, I consider myself quite a controlled person most of the time. I don't hit on women on the internet, I don't bother the ladies at work with sexual harrassment issues or anything else that isn't proper, I don't go out to bars to pick up some drunken hussie(I go to bars, just not too often, and not to pick up some disease infested harlot.), but I have an extremely hard time consitrating on what you're writing when you have those incredibly beautiful elfin princesses and erotic vampiresses(sp?)floating around your words...*Wipes sweat from forehead*
It's just not right that you fill up each posting with such incredibly helpful, intelligent, and pertinent information that helps many of us morons out here run our systems without crashing to desktop on a regular basis...only to have us forget most of what you said because we end up gazing at those devine apparitions; floating away to another world where ladies with sharp teeth and soft, velvety wings lay angel kisses on our cheeks and whisper soft, sweet things about...sorry, it happened again.

Love the little kitties, mine just went away. He didn't die or anything, he was my sisters and I was taking care of him until they moved into their new house. He ended up being here for a year and a half. I grew kind of fond of the little stinker...'cept when he would go on the floor next to his box because he didn't like the new food we got him or becasue he didn't like the litter, or it wasn't empty...other than that he was a really cool cat

BTW-Thanks for all the information you post out here for us. Some of it already helped me out.
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