my new weapon is particularly "usefull"
Ebony longsword with 10pt of calm creature for 15 seconds and 10pt of calm humanoid for 15 seconds on strike.
They get mad, they attack you, you hit them, then they just stand there while you pull out another sword and beat them down with it.
This sword seems to be a bit buggy though, when i'm in a dungeon and i use this sword, about 1/4 times the game crashes. never happens outdoors though, i cant quite explain it.
I have some ideas for completely useless enchanted items

like a glove that has a constant effect of bound gauntlets. (you put on the glove it summons the gauntlets, they replace your glove, the spell goes away. Ha, an unwearable item.
just want to play around with some possible logic flaws in the enchantment process

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