~~lord killjoy~~
i think seeing your orc, all outfitted in his armor plate, would be quite a hilarious sight! i would indeed like to be hiding in the shadows watching your attempt.
but i travel light and fast, carrying only the barest of essentials. blades, drugs and gold.
while i DO break into everything i can, i tend to leave most of it behind.

i prefer being poor, to robbing a poor shopkeep. i have enough to keep my belly filled and give myself the occassional thrill.

the girls in the house of earthly delights are quite.. err.. delightful!
V***V