[Cyril Darkcloud]

Lord of the Forums Recruitment Pitch

OOC: What follows below is an explanation of the game by Joseph, one of the newer characters......

IC:

The way I see it, it’s a simple game really. It’s only got one real rule. Larry must die. That’s it. The guy’s just gotta die. All them threads over the last couple years, they just come down to killing off Larry and Larry trying to find a way to come back from the dead or just get somebody else killed in his place. Sure lotsa folks died in this game, but they all died because someone wanted to kill Larry or because Larry didn’t want to stay dead. Simple, ain’t it? The guy’s just gotta die.

But that’s where it get interesting too, because on the one side you got Larry and on the other side you got ..... well..... Larry. And they both gotta die. Larry who’s the good guy what used to be bad and do all kindsa of evil stuff is trying to get rid of the bad guy who used to be Larry and might some day be Larry all over again and who still gets off on doing all kindsa evil stuff. And the bad guy what used to be Larry? Well, he just wants Larry dead. Period. End of story. Or maybe that is the story – anyway it’s simple, right? Larry’s gotta die. That’s the rule.

Hell, we got one guy in the game – some joker they call the Windbringer who can’t seem to do a thing if it ain’t raining and miserable. I think he wants to kill ‘em both. Now there’s a guy what takes the rules all serious-like. Larry’s just gotta die. Good Larry, evil Larry, it don’t matter – he’s just gotta die.

Now some folks’ll look at this here game and see how long it’s been running and they’ll start thinking stuff like:

• This must just be for the older players.
• I’ll never get caught up on all that heavy plot type stuff posted by all those people in all those different colors that make my eyes hurt trying to read it.
• Larry ain’t that bad a guy, why does everybody want to kill him?

Now look, like I’ve already told ya there ain’t all that much to know. Larry’s in the game and he gotta die. Now you’re caught up. You wanna kill Larry? Good because it don’t matter whether you’re an old player or a new player the guy’s just gotta die and someone’s gotta kill him. So sign up already – time’s awasting and Larry ain’t getting any deader just by you reading this. You think Larry’s a good guy? Great then help keep the good Larry alive, but to do that the evil guy what used to be Larry and could be Larry again’s gotta die. Hell, we’ll even let you kill Larry’s Echo for good measure. I mean how many characters named Larry does a guy need?

I’m tellin’ ya. That’s all there is to it. Larry’s gotta die and you could help kill him. Now, I ask ya, what could be better than that?

So sign up already. Just contact – you guessed it – Larry and tell him he’s a dead man and that you’re gonna enter his own game just to kill him.

OOC: Sign up details to follow below.

[ 12-07-2005, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]