Really? Call the New York Times, they may have work for you. Anyways, as long as we're talking terrosist ninjas. How about they're injas who were caught in a time warp created by real terrorists in their diabolical plot to undercook the Presiden't burrito in the microwave, and while the terrorists and ninjas are caught in the warp, they fuse to become the terrosrist ninjas (At least this gives a backround to them). And for no reason, they start out in the basement of a middle school in some hick town with a population of less than 1500 people in the middle of a state no-one cares about(cough-cough *Maine* cough) cares about.
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