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Upon being spewed from the mighty cat's stomach, SomeGuy immediatly pulls out his bagpipes and begins to play a tune. A low rumbling can be heard off in the distance, as if little pitter patters of feet were running across the land. Suddenly, over the hill poured hundreds of Penguin warriors. SomeGuy doned his battle armor and rode to them on horseback. Upon reaching his army, he began to speak to them.
"Male or female... young or old... experianced or new to the battlefield, it does now matter, for you, are Penguin Warriors! You fight with honor and commitment! You fight for what you believe in... and today... you will fight to protect our homeland!!!"
The roar of the penguin's cheers echoed through the land. SomeGuy wasn't exactly sure what Larry would want to DO with Antarctica, but if it got the penguins to fight valiently, he'd say it... cause it sounded cool.
"Our enemy is the mad moderator, Larry! He has become drunk with power and needs to be overthrown. My other friends are trying best they can to turn the tide of battle. We need your help my Penguins. Some of you will die today, but that does not matter, because you will die the death of a warrior, with a blade in your hand. Now go my Penguins! Fight for our homeland!!!"
SomeGuy turned his horse and raised his blade, charging back towards the battle followed by his army of Penguins.
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