With the fire in his heart from losing his car now extinguished and the anger receding...Larry the Mad Moderator looked about at the charred remains of dozens of members, flamed to death and at the members who were lucky enough to remain alive...those occasional spammers who had no real evil in their hearts.
He decided to speak to these members...to discover their cause for being here...
"armageddon272: You are forgiven as you ask. Go now and be a peaceful mindless zombie that thinks that I am the bestest coolest moderator on the forum.
To the rest of you...will you join my allegiance, or will you continue to be flamed and smitten and your posts erased by holding to your old erroneous ways?"
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