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What is this strange world that I have entered? Demonic riffs and wails of tortured souls are all encompassing, My 'Boyz II Men' tour T shirt evaporates into dust as I am drawn into what seems like the Lair of the dreaded Ancient Shadow Dragon Fourhammerlarry (with rather good taste in music)
Realising now the full seriousness of the wicked trap I had been lured into, I offer up to the all powerful head of the OHF my Mary and Kate Olsen fan club membership and hope that it brings sanctity, or the very least, mercy from his Riff bringing metallic minions.
I await the judgement......
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fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years
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