Dron, after staring into nothingness as the events unfolded, snaps to attention.
"Thought you could pull a fast one, while I was on the other plane studying for finals, eh!" he says, in the classic gangster voice. 
He pulls a frag grenade out of his pocket, and launches it at the offending Rammenstein. He then takes aim with the mighty shotgun-o-doom, and begins decapitating the offenders, a mighty blast the last sound they hear. After all have taken cover from the onslaught, Dron pulls out his cell phone to call Ilander:
"Dude, Metallica's here!!"
BTW, kids, I prolly wont get to slaughter you all for a little while, as I have to study like crazy for the upcoming chem final. If I do well, I can still manage an "A!!" [img]smile.gif[/img]