12-15-2004, 12:09 PM
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Lord Soth 
Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,980
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OK - then I'll get to work on the next dream.
BTW - The Lorax. This is much more twisted than anything I can come up with:
The instand I´d finished, I heard a ga-Zump!
I looked.
I saw something pop out of the stump
of the tree I´d chopped down. It was sort of a man.
Describe him?...That´s hard. I don´t know if I can.
He was shortish. And oldish.
And brownish. And mossy.
And he spoke with a voice
that was sharpish and bossy.
Mister! he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I´m asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs--
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed--
What´s that THING you´ve made out of my Truffula tuft?
You've gotta like Dr. Seuss. Really, who can top that? *lol*
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