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The two figures appeared on all of the screens in a supermarket... The smell of country air filled their nostrills...

immediatley the star breaker leapt through the ceiling and created a large hole above where he'd been standing. The penguin looked around and saw a large isle full of sacks of potatoes. He also could sense a large variety of potatoefields with even more potatoes in them in every direction of the store!

The store has an old iluminum roof and just a few support beams with shabby isles in between them. The isles are lined in carpet and supplies are stuck on top of them. It's basically like a drug store minus the pharmacy...

There's an old lady at a counter and some guy int he back looking at greeting cards seductivley for some reason. Aside from them no one else is in the store. The old lady notice the man jump but doesn't even bother reacting to it.

The Penguin decides to run out of the store after manipulating a few potatoes to fly behind him. He points his fork at the door and a sack of potatoes smashes it open without bothering to turnt he handle. He runs past the old lady who says "Hey you have to pay for those!"

The penguin starts waddling as fast as he can out of the stores parking lot and into a feild. he starts to feel the potatoes grow closer when suddenly he hears an explosio nearby.

Jumping back he sees Gottenhammer now landed in the feild with a crater around him. Gottenhammer stands up and "looks" directly at the penguin. His blindfold is covering his eyeless face where his eyes normally would be, of couse, so it's really all the more creepy to have him turn his head straight toward you.
The penguin runs away as fast as he can sending a small volley of potatoes at the starbreaker. Gottenhammer holds out his palm and blows apart the potatoes flying toward him. He then uses sonar to follow the penguin's movements. He leaps through the air and lands a few feet in front of him. He then twirls his head and his large blindfold's tied off ends that were just flapping in the wind suddenly whirl around and knock the penguin off his flippers. The Penguin lands on his head and falls onto his stomach, and then he realizes he's finally reached his destination. Standing up the penguin lifts his arms and shouts "ARISE MY POTATOE MINIONS AND SERVE ME!" suddenly rock hard potatoes burst forth from the ground and swirl around the penguin. They engulf him entirley and start to form the shape of a 30 foot tall monster. The monster lungest for the star breaker who desperatley tries to fire energy beams into it. This all happens to no aveil. Soon the potatoes have completley engulfed him and he starts punching and kicking for his life. The penguin kackles malevolently as he orders the potatoes to smother his oponent with his mind. They spin the star breaker around and release him, leaving him to spin through the air, then like a giant baseball bat they recollect and slap him hard sending him flying off into the distance.

"I'm not done yet!" The potatoemancer shouts as the swarm of spuds flies off after the Star breaker. They surround him again and start to pummel him from all sides, then they start descending to the earth again rappidly. The starbreaker struggles again and manages to fire an energy beam into the mass of potatoes, this time it grazes the penguin's helmet and shatters his eyepeice sending bits of microscopic glass into the penguins eyes. As he screams the potatoes chaotically fly apart and the penguin, the potatoes, and gottenhammer all go crashing through the roof of a barn.

As soon as the barn grows quiet from the sound of collapsing rafters... the penguin tries to open his eyes and feels shooting pain. For a breif moment he can see jagged peices of glass covered in blood taking up his vision and thene verything goes black. The penguin screams. he can hear the power of a nearby cow, so he forces the potatoes to gather around it, and with a loud disgruntled moo the potatoes lift the beast up in a whirlwind and the penguin waits for the star breaker to make his move... They're both blind now...

The Star breaker suddenly busts out of a stack of hay and flies direclty toward the Penguin with his arms outstretched to grapple him, before he can react, though, the cow lands on his back and crushes his thin, brittle spine. His legs begin kicking about on their own, now removed from the somatic nervous system of the star breaker's complicated mind. The penguin, slowly feels his way over to the star breaker, who'se kicking has now gone quiet. he feels at the hair and then the face of his foe with his flipper.

After a short pause he says "hah! You werent so tough!" Suddenly a surging pain overtakes the Penguin's left foot and he sees that it has been grappled by the starbreakers hand, and it is slowly being twisted off. The Penguin commands rock hard potatoes to rain down onto the head of his oponent. Suddenly a satifying splitting and cracking sound emits among the sounds of pummeling spuds. The penguin falls back and the potatoes fall around the room. he can't stand the pain any more, and it begins to drive him into unconciousness from blood loss...

Suddenly all the penguin can see is static. He shakes his head and next thing he can see is a crowd of cheering fans. Standing next to him is the Star breaker in his tattered brown robes, apearing completley unharmed.

"Ladies and gentlemen... I'd like to announce our winner... By technical knockout... Gottenhammer!"

The penguin's jaw drops. He sees the man clad in brown step out onto the stage, liftin his hand into the air, the crowd cheers. The penguin can't help but feel frustraited. He had the technical advantage. What went wrong!? Knockout!? It was a fight to the death!!

The penguin waddles up next to the hovering alien and the skinny man and kicks him in the shin.

"Hey that's not every sportsman like!" The alien says at the display...

"Nuh uh! It ain't over yet! you promised a match to the DEATH and I swear I crushed his head!" The penguin complains.

"Yes you crushed the COW'S HEAD! you were about 3 feet off from the other guy's head, however." The alien corrects the penguin.

Suddenly the crowd gets in an uproar, and before anyone knows it they start chanting "To the death... To the death... TO THE DEATH... TO THE DEATH!!!"

"Whoah Calm down folks" the alien speaks to the crowd. "Now look, neither one of the fighters could go on! It was clearly evident to me that they..."

"TO THE DEATH... TO THE DEATH..."

"hmmm... Well you've got to give the people what they payed for.... This match ISN'T OVER yet then... The Victor shall be decided... RIGHT HERE... in the Hexagon Arena!!!"

The surrounding monitors darken and spotlights fall onto a stage in the center of the arena bordered by advertisments reading "Remaximize your Synergies With Tada-Oh! Much hapiness is here!"

The ring appears to be some kind of a... Sumo arena... With a floor caked in sand...

An ancient specialist witih flags in each hands descends from out of nowhere into the center of the arena...

"The two shall SUMO to the DEATH!!!"

Suddenly the penguin an the star breaker find themselves wearing nothing more than sumo outfits and the Star breaker looks even more rediculously skinny than before.

The Ancient Specialist performs a short Moh dance, and then says "TORRA TORRA TORRA!"

At once the star breaker starts charging toward the little penguin and grapples him, he starts pulling up giving the penguin a wedgie, but the penguin responds by easily pushing back the twig of a man. He continues to do so until finally he knocks the star breaker on to his back outside of the ring.

"I dont get it, how is this death?" The penguin asks raising an eyebrow.

Immediatley after saying these words jagged spikes shoot up out of the floor of all sides of the arena. The penguin steps back a little shocked and the crowd cheers.

Unfotunetly the star breaker is so skinny none of the spikes even touched him. He stands up among the feild of spikes, brushes himself off, and jumps 20 feet up into the air and lands in the arena again. Turning toward the penguin he launches a magical attack at him that sends the penguin just a few inches from falling out of the arena. The penguin stands up, growls, and then out of his sumo subligar he pulls out a potatoe. The crowd cheers in suprise. Pulling out his trusty fork of justice, the penguin stabs the potatoe and then spins around bringing it into the sky.

"I summon the electrical properties of the potatoe!!" The penguin says. A bolt of lightening bursts out of the potatoe and hits both the Referee and the Star Breaker kncocking them both into the spike feild. This time the Star Breaker's face is peirced by a spike and his body shakes a bit until it goes limp and slides down the metalic spike. The ref lifts a flag in the air and then proceeds to die painfully himself. The crowd goes wild and the penguin and star breaker find themselves standing in front of the Alien again.

"Well you both broke the rules but he broke em first so... PENGUIN IS OUR NEWEST CHAMPION!!! I should point out that BOTH of these fights will go onto the Penguins record, therefore advancing him and Gottenhammer farther than any competators so far! Well I hope you all liked it, since we had to make room for time slots for this extra fight, all I'm going to say now is GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY DRINK MANGO MAYONAYDE ITS THE TASTE OF MANGOS AND MAYONAISE IN ONE FASCINATING BLEND DRINK AND THIS HAS ALSO BEEN BROUGHT BY RAM BURGERS ARE US IF YOU CANT GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME SACRIFICIAL MEAT WE'VE GOT PLENTY FOR YOU TEIFLINGS OUT THERE FRESH OFF THE GRILL AND ON RYE AND ITALIAN STYLE ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT OCTOGON WAS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STADIUM AUDIENCE AND NACHOS ARE NO LONGER FREE YOU FREAKING NACHO HOARDERS!!!! CLOSED CAPTIONING IN 378 LANGUAGES INCLUDING LATIN PROVIDED BY TADA-OH INDUSTRIES, MAXIMIZE YOUR SYNERGIES OR ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON H E X A G O N! SAMETIMESAMEPLACESAMEDIMENSION!!!

The lights all cuttoff and the crowd quickly starts shifting out as the alien starts ghasping for air and flicking his microphone off.

"you did good kid..." he said to the penguin... "here's a frying pan... weild it well... and Gottenhammer... you get this... " A strange pair of black spheres is handed to gottenhammer.

"New armor..." Gottenhammer speaks, the first words anyone's heard him say yet. He grasps them in his hands and his suit weaves itself into a black trenchcoat with a black blindfold around his body.

[ 09-24-2004, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]