Once again night falls on the arena and it lights up. Though its a somewhat cloudy day it doesnt prevent the ships from crowding into the arena, the audience grows quiet as the lights dim...
"Ladies and gentlemen! Planars and androids! It gives me great pleasure to introduce our host... You know him... You love him... It's the only... LEADER!"
A large stadium screen lights up on all four corners showing the round face of a cyborg alien who was quite a celebrity among some of the more mainstream Earths.
As the platform descends you can see him wave to the cheering crowds. He picks a microphone up in his hand... and with his deep voice which doesn't fit his appearance, he say's plainly...
"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!"
What we have today is going down in the record books! A Potatoemancer... That's right folks... a mage who controlls potatoes is going to be taking on a Star breaker in a no-holds barred, no potatoes prevented... No sanity required match of champions!
Ok so maybe they're both newcommers but they're both self-proclaimed champions! So let's see how they do, huh?
First i'd like to introduce...
Jerick Richards !!"
A 3 foot tall penguin comes waddling out clad in poletzai standard issue armor. The crowd cheers and a few people going "awww! So cute!" Can be heard.
" And his oponent... GOTTENHAMMER!"
A man comes wakling out with a thick brown bandana that wafts about in the wind like he was standing in a hurricaine. His lower torsoe has no room for anything else than his spinal coord. The crowd grows quiet at his menacing image. He looks around the arena and then walks alongside the penguin toward the interdimensional transport gate.
"Whoah... Alright, It's time to press the random location button and let's see where they'll be fighting today!"
The screens flip through several differint locations and then come to a stop.
"Today's arena is going to be taking palce in.. a supermarket... in IDAHO! A large landlocked peice of land situated on the 3rd star from Sol in a dimension that's been set up for decomission! All those who are ready are allowed to place their bets, wagers, and simply comment on how they think this fight will go starting right now!"
The portal rings began to spin and static light bathed the two warrios warping them away.
[ 09-24-2004, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]