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"you need not worry about your own appearances... I just thought your teifling freind who is almost naked would like to be comfortable..."
Everyone shuffled into the store... BXR had to duck to get through the entrance...
Once inside they read the signs written in an old form of common, they went to clothing and kaerban slipped on a shirt that read "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" with some plaid pants. They walked over to electronics and were greeted with a large glowing wall of television sets...
Suddenly the static on the sets was replaced wtih the image of a mouth and a nose... that was all that could be seen on the screens...
"Welcome..."
The televisiosn spoke at differint intervals...
"I am Hive Mind... is there something that I can help you with today?" he said in a kind, serving voice.
The president spoke up immediatley "Why are you sending all of the mercenaries, the lylocks, and the police to kill us?"
"They are currently not on Hundred Earths... Therefore they are dispersed around the galaxy trying to pursuit you..."
"Tell me why you want us dead, damnit!"
"Your actiosn interfere with the safety of Hundred Earths and all connection dimensional realities..."
"But we are no threat!"
"You are no longer a threat, but I will not stop ordering your pursuit until death... oh and Shino... I belive that little girl has a message for you..."
A young girl, no older than 6, wakled up to Shino and tugged on his jacket...
"Mister Korosha..." She said in a young voice...
"I regret to inform you that your dimensional universe of origin is currently under attack... The void, is being purged by Rapture Phage robots... You must return to the void immediatley... I have already supplied you with a portal to go where you need to..."
A large black hole (not a black hole but a giant hole in space time that is black because it leads to the void which has no light, sound, air, or space for that matter in it) opened up where a large pile of video tapes had been...
Shino immediatley ran for the portal, shouting "I'm coming! Don't worry!"
The portal closed up and the little girl laughed meniacaly and ran away singing "Ashes ashes they all fall down!"
"What's going on here!?" The president demanded...
"I do not wish for you to interfere, it is all I can do to ensure the survival of the hundred earths and all connectd dimensions..."
"Explain yourself, damnit!"
"I will remove your brains from your bodies one at a time and place electronic stimulating neuro devices inside of only the pain centers of your brains, you will no longer hear, or feel, or see, or even think of anything but pain... It will consume your very being and only once your brain has forced itself to destroy itself internally from the pain will I allow you to die... this process will take approximatley 80 years of your clock time to commence but for me it shall be a mere second of enjoyment... You shall be first..."
Tentacles came from amongst the asorted shelves of merchandise and grabbed the president by the kneck.
"You shall be first..."
The tentacles rappibly spun his body around and it aeared as if his head had been screwed off, suddenly more glimmering metalic tentacles descended from the ceilding and soon nothing but a mass of quickly vibrating metal arms and spurts of blood could be seen, the tentacles seperated and all that stood was a brain in a jar with wires fed into it being held up by a single tentacle from the ceilding...
"Do you want to hear what he is saying? I can show you..." hive mind said...
large needle-like objects ejected themselves into several portioins of the brain...
"AAAAAAAAAAAH IT HUUURTS! MAKE IT STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GO-" The sound cuttoff...
"Who would like to voulenteer to go next?..." the hive mind said in a delighted manner.
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