Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!
Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery 
Here's the official map of the ORT Building:
This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow 
), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:
Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.
Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.
Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ).
Order of the Royal Toads - Application
Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............
Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this.
Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building)
I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL