[Callum Kerr]

Oh, it's hard to say:
Oli-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi
But in Tonga that means:
No
If I ever have the money
Is to Tonga I shall go
For each lovely Tongan maiden there
Will gladly make a date
And by the time she's said
Oli-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi
It is usually too late!


It's a satellite moon
It's a plagerised tune
That duck on the lake's a decoy
There's a sodium glare
In the purified air
And the girl in my arms
Is Mabel Figworthy and if she says 'Oh really' once more I wll break her neck!

When you're feeling kind of blue
And you don't know what to do
When you've got a load of troubles on your mind
If you face them with a smile
It will make your life worthwhile
And you'll find that every cloud is silver-lined
Sing this happy song with me:
Queach Pop Whoa!
Just a simple melody
Queach Pop Whoa!
Once those skies above are grey
You can face the the world today
If you only learn to say:
Queach Pop Whoa!
When your life is filled of cares
Queach Pop Whoa!
You will hear it everywhere
Queach Pop Whoa!
Though the world may wear a frown,
Here's a way to win renown
Tell them as they strap you down:
Queach Pop Whoa!

[ 02-02-2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ]