[DarkAngel]

form the back of the stage you can hear a rather large *bang* and walking out from the back of the stage emergise a huge orc. attempting not to be noticed by the audience who, lets face it are either drunk, bored or dead,(well maybe not, but im sure that jesus loving grannies time is up soon) he briskly walks towards the steps for the stage.

"My most humbly thankses....for youse...don there...who coms...to see..." the orcs brow contracts slightly, as he scratches the top of his head, trying to work out if his brain is there or not.

looking up he actually only just realises he is not behind the curtain anymore, and pulls an odd face, the kind you would see on a constipated donkey after being stung by three thousand killer bees.

"MR.......the funny mans"he sayd desperately. he looks at the audience as they clap, and opens his mouth slightly They likes me he thinks, well no , actually he conlcudes considering his brain mass is the size of a grain of rice.

he walks slowly towards the edge of the stage, and waves shyly, keeping his elbows stuck to the side of his waist. something rather sharp pokes him in the back, and he falls over. standing directly behind him is eugine with his cane, probing his back.

"ehem......good evening my dear....err...people" he looks towards the side of the stage where his act has been pencilled onto a piece of card. kicking the orc in the side, who rolls off the stage, he continues to address the crowd, squinting at his script.

"i am hon-ered to be joking here in my place today", by now the orc had returned to the side of the stage where he was holding up the script, and every now and again threw his head violently round the side of the stage, laughing and muttering. Eugine looked angrily towards the orc "you...didn't write my script did you?"

"yes...i makes you the funny man"

eugine looked down at his feet, holding his stomach. "OH....god im ruined" he looked at the restless crowd, whom all seemed to be rather...well restless ,and a sick feeling came over him.

the orc, who was rather insulted suddenly run onto the stage right behind eugine and kicked him. eugine went flying stragth into the side of the stage, and slowly slid down the wall.

the orc addressed the crowd [b]"i have some jokes"[b] he looked at the judges and smilled a huge grin or razor sharp teeth.

"whys did the monkey fall out of the tree?" the orc looked at the crowd, everyone was quiet.

"hey.. i resent that" out of front row of the crowd stepped a small drunk monkey, squieking at the orc.

"ok.s.....err.....whats did the cannibal dos after dumping his girlfriend""he err wiped his...oh i gives up" he slowly walked down the stage, straight into the pillar holding up the ceiling, some body laughed.

holding his head he ran straight into the other pillar, collapsing on the floor. a few more people (mainly) children laughed. he slowly rose to his feet, disorentated slightly by the fall, and stupidly stated "i'm oka..y"rather goofily before losng his footing, and fall down the stairs screaming. by this time security had been called, were attempting to drag him away from the stage.

[ 01-18-2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: DarkAngel ]