[Hiram Sedai]

Now, why would people be throwing and/or dropping cheetos?

This makes no sense to me.

Cheetos are to be savored and loved. Each cheesy morsel is splendid and dare I say, precious. I'm glad I brought my belt with my personal cheeto dispenser. You each can have one and take care of it. You are welcome to name your cheeto if you wish but try not to be upset when it gets consumed. They know that they are here to give pleasure.

I was promised some nekkid dancing! I'll just sit here in my lawn chair and look longingly in the direction of Dragonmage.