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Morgeruat · 09-25-2002, 10:22 AM

OOC: Umm... IIRC there was an entire race of dwarves who disbielived in magic so strongly that they were completely immune, not merely resistant, IMMUNE, if they believe it doesn't exsist, then it most certainly can't... [img]smile.gif[/img]

having said as much...

IC: The tree huggers are bringin the fight to us, brother dwarves, fire the ballista, catapults, gnomeflingers, trebuchet's, and mangonels all firing flaming missiles at teh flimsy pointy-eared winesippers, crashing into them destroying them.

While the cousins of the dwarves, those sneaky gnomes, tinker, rock, forest, svirfneblin all had their best illusionists preparing intricate and deadly webs for the elves. and the cousins of Jan Jansen prepared their deviated colons, rendered explosive by application of turnip brandy, were launched flaming at the drow, the resulting explosions devasted the lines of elves.

(OOC: if cousin races aren't allowed I'll remove the gnomes, although it allows you to bring in 1/2elves)

Then the dwarven militia advanced, in orderly lines well organized, and disciplined, while the elves, not in trees and unable to act as snipers against the dwarves while hiding safely out of sight in the forest charged chaotically (standard alignment of all elves is chaotic, non drow are normally chaotic good, and drow are of course chaotic evil, and this is a standard weakness in most army type wars)

and soon the dwarven General Knuckles gave the order for his legion of battleragers to enter the fray biting clawing, screaming, kicking, flicking, slashing, mashing, crashing, bashing, and anything else that might be needed...

[ 09-26-2002, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

09-25-2002, 10:22 AM	#4
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 44 Posts: 5,421	OOC: Umm... IIRC there was an entire race of dwarves who disbielived in magic so strongly that they were completely immune, not merely resistant, IMMUNE, if they believe it doesn't exsist, then it most certainly can't... [img]smile.gif[/img] having said as much... IC: The tree huggers are bringin the fight to us, brother dwarves, fire the ballista, catapults, gnomeflingers, trebuchet's, and mangonels all firing flaming missiles at teh flimsy pointy-eared winesippers, crashing into them destroying them. While the cousins of the dwarves, those sneaky gnomes, tinker, rock, forest, svirfneblin all had their best illusionists preparing intricate and deadly webs for the elves. and the cousins of Jan Jansen prepared their deviated colons, rendered explosive by application of turnip brandy, were launched flaming at the drow, the resulting explosions devasted the lines of elves. (OOC: if cousin races aren't allowed I'll remove the gnomes, although it allows you to bring in 1/2elves) Then the dwarven militia advanced, in orderly lines well organized, and disciplined, while the elves, not in trees and unable to act as snipers against the dwarves while hiding safely out of sight in the forest charged chaotically (standard alignment of all elves is chaotic, non drow are normally chaotic good, and drow are of course chaotic evil, and this is a standard weakness in most army type wars) and soon the dwarven General Knuckles gave the order for his legion of battleragers to enter the fray biting clawing, screaming, kicking, flicking, slashing, mashing, crashing, bashing, and anything else that might be needed... [ 09-26-2002, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]