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Old 04-23-2002, 10:56 AM   #101
Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs
Elminster
 

Join Date: March 23, 2002
Location: Lynchburg, Virginia
Age: 40
Posts: 460
in my continual hatred of stupid powergaming non-roleplaying scum, here is:

The Helm of the Powergamer

*CURSED*
AC bonus: +2
Saving throw bonus: +1
Increases the wearers primary statistic to 18.
Decreases all other statistics to 3.
These stat changes cannot be overriden or changed, period.
This item cannot be removed, even by a remove curse spell.
The wearer's alignment will change to Chaotic Evil and reputation will drop to 0. All party members will leave, but the wearer will be able to create any item or any amount of gold at will.

If at any time the wearer donates gold to any temple or beggar, he or she will die.

stupid powergamers.

Or, the:

Sword of Impaling

[some background info, just make it up]

Combat abilities:
This sword is unaffected by stoneskin, mirror image, or any other physical protection.
Thac0: +8 (counts as a +4 weapon to hit)
Damage: 1d6+10
Speed Factor: 0
Damage Type: Piercing
Weapon Type: Short Sword
One-handed
Not usable by:
Mage
Cleric
Druid

[ 04-24-2002, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs ]
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