OOC: Heh
Sorry I haven't been able to drag myself over here for a while, and P.S Skye shall be looked after for you.
~To Neb
It turned out that he had to kill the workers, they hadn't finished it, and in a rage beat it until it would take time to repair, let alone finish, but that wasn't at the top of his mind as he started biting the laser parts and foaming at the mouth.
Then of course he found small nearby galaxy of lazy workers, but they had funnny hair so he hired them anyway.
~To Encard
Malakon smirked "Well it's quite simple my mentally unstable friend, you are a law eater are you not??
You merely have to wreak havoc, as much as you can, you do have a daily quota of at least 7 major acts of havoc and as many minor ones as you like, but with someone of such obvious quality of havoc, I'm certain you'd acquire a great deal of job satisfaction from it."
He paused to toy with his iron goblet and took a long sip of his wine, then continued "you may start work tomorrow, or even today if you wish."
~To Skye
After an arduous beleaguered journey up to the top of the Rice Stalk, and had a brief sit down to compose herself after the tough climb.
However, what was intended to be a brief repose ended uop with her deep asleep on a large fluffy cloud.
~To Regin
The walk was especially painful for Regin, as every time he lifted his injured foot, he would forget what exactly was wrong with him and only kept his sense of direction and his quest by the pain accompanying every step.
Eventually he came to a large, bustling capital city of a kingdom, and luckily he mamnaged to hold the thought of his foot and so stopped himself from eating most of them.
He perused the streets, and eventually came upon a sign on a dorr, which he could not read and so had to get his giant magynifying glass out for, and after a moment of embarassment remembering he couldn't read very well, he knocked on the door, and lo and behold, after getting details out of the terrified man he found that he was speaking to the very strongest man in that kingdom, and then sat and pleaded for help.
~To Leggy
After yet more wandering with the fish stuck in his mind, he bumped into another obstruction- and while rubbing his head and cursing he looked up, and wondered how ever a giant rice stalk managed to sprout out of nowhere.