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Sephiroth sighed, and decided to look into his chili ingredients later that day. He didn't go to inspect it though, instead he just called Tonies 700-900 to repair it. Then he went outside to look at the closest village. He assembled his army behind him and charged down the hill at it, firing pink elephants and serrated iron-tipped spears at the villagers. When they were all slaughtered or enslaved (and renamed Mike) he sent them back to his stronghold and declared that the day was National Pizza Day and then his army reassembled and struck at Nebfka.
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