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Sephiroth burst into his worker's room and announced, "Anyone named Tony is fired right now for having the greatest percentage of non-Sephiroth letters in their name! No really, you're fired!" Sephiroth then threw a massive fireball at the Tony section of the room and completely incinerated all of them. "Now get back to work or I'll sacrifice all the Bobs for the same reason! My weapon had best be on my trophy shelf by tomorrow morning!"
"But sir, we just started it twenty minutes ago!"
"That's it Mike, I've had enough of your insolence!" He threw a shard of ice at Mike, piercing him in the heart. "Mike, you take Mike's job, and I hope for your sake that you do a better job than Mike did. You'll make Mike proud, Mike! Mike couldn't do his job Mike, but hopefully you'll succeed Mike in a way to astonish Mike, Mike!" Exhausted and confused, Sephiroth went back to his pneumatic tube and went about sending mosquitoes infected with the West Nile Virus, killer bees, a badger, two five megaton nuclear devices, the head of Adolf Hitler, a foot, a note requesting one of his workers' feet to be returned, a Canadian dollar, maps of Canada, a penguin pelt, an unladen swallow, a swallow carrying a coconut, a letter requesting that the recipient send him some coconut oil, two oily rags, fifteen pounds of pure oxygen, gasoline, a lit match, and a letter of apology for the mess he made to Nebfka. Also, he sent a letter requesting all of his equipment back because it was some ph47 13w7.
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