Sephiroth woke up in a really bad mood. Martha had made a sub-par pie, so he threw her down the vacuum shaft and into the center of the planet. Next he went to get some coffee, but it hadn't been filled all the way yet, so he threw two more people down the shaft. It was looking to be a very bad day, and he didn't like bad days. He went up to the surface and started randomly throwing his AOL CD around. It hit two bison and a snowboarder, then it came back to him. He sighed and went back down to make the pie himself.
Later that day he pulled out his sword and went to one of the lower chambers to begin mining horizontally.
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