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Nebfka played a cheerful little tune on his weapon which had chosen the shape of a flute to celebrate his wonderful engineers and their falling skills. Then he went downstairs to his lab to breed some mutant engineers with not quite so bad eyesight, in the meantime he had glasses issued for all of the still-living ones.
He then ordered that a nearby village of peace-loving green monkeys be pelted with apples till it was destroyed because they did not have enough fuzzy dice. Or mice. Noone was ever really clear on that. But the village was destroyed anyway and a BBQ party held to celebrate the victory, but noone ever found out exactly where it was held so noone turned up and Nebfka killed off a hundred random people in the morning for not turning up. Ignoring the fact that some were blind, lacked legs or, in one case, was a small blue ball.
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