[Talthyr Malkaviel]

~To Sephy
After slashing his way through a few hundred more walls Sephiroth came to the end of his fortress 'oh dear' he thought to himself.
After decidng to try and use his AOL CD's to get his way back, no matter how bad his AIM he was soon closer to his throne room, only to be confronted by the sight through a hole in his floor-boards of a horde of suicidal creatures falling through space.
"Oookkkkkaaaaaayyyy."

~To Binky
"Hey fella, are you ok?" The tallest one asked.
"What happened back there, man?? All we saw was you collapsed in a heap of butter!" The fattest one said.
Then the shortest one, and his invisible friend who was actually the thinnest one (but who can tell?) both said "Hey.. maybe he was buttering some bagels.. bagels are good especally ones with raisins, I like raisins, what about you guys? I like em cos they're full of dry raisiny goodness and they taste funnily like sultanas, but they're not the same cos sultanas are different... What was I saying about bagels again?"
Then the one with the good memory (hey, this one can be whichever you want it to be) chipped in "You were saying bagels are good"
"Oh yeah.. but what about fruit flies??"
"You said nothing about fruit flies said the other one witha good memory
"Yeah, but I'm about to..."

~To Neb
After the wail of the falling ex-chief stopped the new one stepped tentatively forward, which proved an unlucky move since he was short sighted and fell of the edge also, after him there were a long line all waiting to be next chief, unfortuantely all but one had hort sight, a side-effect of the radioactive materialsd they wroked with, so as he stepped forward, he luckily noticed the fall, and stopped.
Unfortunately he was then kicked off by the next one, and they kept falling of over and over until it was their lunch break.
Then a few walked off the edge in the other direction, but a few managed to make it to lunch.
And of course they had bagels, with raisins, ot sultana or fruit flies.
But that's not even touvhing on the subject of the llama's in custard.
After their brief respite, Nebfka came back in after a few ramblings to check on their progress, which mainly consisted of presenting honours to those who fell for graduating with falling colours in advanced falling class.
But that of course is what you get when you hire evil lemmings.. you get what you pay for, especially if you pay in bagels.

[ 06-02-2002, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]