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Nebfka sheathed and unsheathed his weapon several times till it became a guitar. He then played a couple of cheery tunes and resheathed his weapon. He looked down on the floor and noticed the fallen mutant from earlier, he kicked it out of the door and then washed it's ichor off of his green robe.
The madman stared blankly ahead for a few seconds. Then snapped back into reality, "Oh yes, the weapon. The plans, the thingses. Fwahahahah!" He strode out of the door and past the mutant who was dead as a result of his vicious kick, down stairs, up stairs, in circles, in straight lines. Walking randomly until he reached the top of his tower upon the surface of the green-blue planet of Alpha Centauri Prime.
Nebfka looked at the huge and complicated device there, then frowned at something on it's side and walked over to the head engineer working on the highly secretive "Big Gun" project. He grabbed the blue-skinned mutant by it's hair and lifted it off the ground, then pointed to the weapon. "What's that? Why are there fuzzy dice on my weapon? You have defiled my glorious laser!"
The creature stammered, "B-but, your madness, you commanded it!"
"No, I did not. I specifically said: Fuzzy mice. Not fuzzy dice."
The engineer writhed in his grasp and begged, "I'm sorry! I misheard you! But that's sorta easy when you ripped off my other ear as a reward for making such a good design for the weapon!"
Nebfka smiled pleasantly, "No problem. You're forgiven." Then cheerfully chucked the engineer over the edge of the roof and admired the weapon. At random he pointed at one of the workers, "You're the new head engineer! Get to work!"
Yes indeed, this would be a niiiiice weapon.....
[ 06-02-2002, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Neb ]
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